Hayley | 21 | USA

full time student, semi-professional facebook stalker

if you plan to talk shit about little mix or lost pls leave & never come back

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

bruhcardi:

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

everyone in California is either gonna die of dehydration in a drought or burn up in a wildfire, your in-n-out burger and snotty sense of superiorty bullshit wont save u this time fuckers

Yea maybe im gonna burn but im gonna rise from the ashes and eat in n out and tell u how good it is

#lmaooo  

ediebrit:

this video saved my life

alanadellrey said: what is it

ur the dumbest bitch i said it was a headband

i wanna wear this headband out in public but im afraid ppl will think im a furry

We’ve got Vin Diesel coming on. I’ve interviewed him before and he’s got a great sense of humour. Miranda Hart, she’s always a laugh. The Inbetweener boys - Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison – are chatting to me, plus Rizzle Kicks will be performing their new song for us. They’re all good fun, plus it’s an excuse to drink Channel 4’s budget dry!

Alan Carr (x)

Miranda’s going to be on Chatty Man on July 25th!

(via alfrescotree)

aminaabramovic:

i honestly can’t stop screaming at this like she went off

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